Friday, April 24, 2009
In Honor of Earth Day
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Environmentally Friendly
Best Thing Overheard on Easter
1. Reeses peanut butter eggs.
2. Cadbury eggs.
3. Peeps
Honorable Mention: Jesus
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Things that Disturb Me
A few things that disturb me currently:
1. I'm starting to develop old man eyebrows. If they are out of control at 38, what the hell will they look like when I'm Andy Rooney's age???
2. Last week, Al Gore, the Green Prince, met with leaders of the LDS Church. Apparently the topic of discussion was not the Gore family genealogy line.
3. Upon looking at my teeth and TMJ misalignment, the dentist remarked, "You got to be kidding me!?!" It's just not something you'd like to hear from either a dentist or a physician.
4. I'm slightly disturbed by many Americans and some of our leaders who seem to have a love affair with Europe. Either they are desperate for Europe's approval, or want us to be more like our sophisticated friends to the east. I guess I don't mind American exceptionalism. I kind of liked growing up knowing that I lived in the best country in the world.
5. At this point in my life I should be able to make it through at least one session of General Conference without falling asleep. No such luck. I even attended the last session at the conference center and couldn't make it without a nap. It is frustrating and disturbing all at the same time.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
It's OK to Lie - Sometimes
The second instance when lying is OK occurs the week leading up to a change in a ward's bishopric. Speculation runs rampant about who might be the unlucky fellow. The next bishop might be asked by a dozen different people if he is their new judge in Israel. All he can really do is deny any knowledge and hope they don't ask again. So for the first couple of days before he gets this important calling, the unfortunate man is forced to lie repeatedly. It doesn't seem right, but that's the way it is.
So when asked if you are completely honest with those around you, it might be best to ask for further clarification - "Does that include April Fool's Day? Does it matter if I was a bishop previously?"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
A Travesty of Epic Proportions
When our kids were first born Cindy and I decided we would start saving for their college expenses. Our plan - encourage them to get good grades, support them emotionally and financially as long as they are exerting a good effort, and then sit back and let them support us in our old age. Not attending college would not be an option.
Somewhere between then and now our attitude changed. If our kids somehow don't win the lottery or a multimillion dollar lawsuit, our hope is that they are happy with whatever they choose. If they decide to start their own business instead of going to college, they will have our full support. If they decide to work at Krispy Kreme or Starbucks, more power to them. For some people, attending college and incurring 100k in debt may not be the best road to happiness.
This opinion was strengthened today as I heard a report about the escalating costs of college tuition. In spite of the current recession, many colleges are increasing tuition and subsequently professors' salaries. The average salary of a university professor now stands at $90,000. Not bad for somebody who spends 8 hours/week on average teaching in the class. I realize there are other responsibilities besides indoctrinating the young whipper snappers on the beauties of communism - but really, aren't they really paid for what they do in the classroom? Not a bad gig! I think it is shameful and disgusting! Don't many universities get funds from the government? Would this make the government part owners, or part employers, of these professors? I really think they should give back part of their salaries. Either that or they should be required to pay 90% taxes for their excessive salaries. When it comes right down to it, we need to be fair - and that pay structure for that small amount of work just isn't fair. I just don't think I will be able to contribute to a broken system. Until professor salaries are reduced to a reasonable level, they aren't getting any of my money. I only hope the minimum wage will be at a decent level when my kids graduate from high school.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Ought to vs. Have to
It actually wasn't all that bad, but it made me think about stuff that I "have to" do. At this point in my life, I get more and more annoyed with the "have to's". Church meetings that should be 30 minutes but last 90; work conference calls that have to be weekly but should be monthly; school meetings that I have to attend or the teacher and principal will come to my house and kick me in the head. All of these and others should be things I ought to do, but not necessarily have to do.
Yesterday was "Earth Hour", a time when earth's residents were told they should turn off all household and business lights to save energy and show a worldwide unity of concern for the planet. I realize I "ought to" do better at saving energy by turning off lights and walking more. But everywhere I turn all I see and hear are advertisements telling me how evil I am if I don't do more. I need to be better at tracking how much I can save by being green, kind of like the United Nations. In a statement released before Earth Hour, the U.N. predicted they would save $81,000 by going dark at their complex for 60 minutes. A short time later, that amount decreased to $24,000. Finally, a more accurate prediction was released at a dollar amount of savings achieved by turning off all of the lights at the U.N. building - $102. If at first you can't be honest, make sure you are close on the third attempt.
As a family, we decided we "have to" provide a balance to all of this energy savings. We decided to turn on every light in our house, opened up every window, turned up the thermostat to 85 degrees, turned every appliance on that we could think of (dishwasher, washing machine, dryer, bread maker, oven, blender, mixer, coffee maker
My point with this story is - right now we are told we "ought to" be doing, or not doing, stuff to help save the planet. Is it out of the realm of possibility these "ought to's" will turn into "have to's"? I hope not, but at this point I wouldn't put anything past the U.N. and some of our leaders. Isn't the dream of America all about keeping your thermostat at 80 degrees just because you can? Please don't take that away from me.